Boyfriend: But I thought he blew them (the daleks) all up?
Me: -eyeroll-
Boyfriend: time is bullshit and I don't care any more.

Watching adult swim

AS: HEY WE GOT SOME COOL ANIME STUFF. IF YOU WANT US TO CONTINUE PLEASE INSERT TWO TOKENS.
Boyfriend: AH! I Don't have any! Damn you! -throws a penny and a pen at the TV-
Me: ....
Boyfriend: I'm sorry. that was a moment of weakness.

Boyfriend: So let me tell you about this spider. It zoomed by the keyboard -making running motions with his arms- like "don't mind me sir, I bet your bacon was delicious." and kept running off of the desk and it just sort of fell and hid under the dog bed and i haven't seen him since.

Boyfriend: I like the doctors jacket. Its a nice jacket but it looks good on him.
Me: yeah that's the problem.
Boyfriend: what?
Me: anyone else in that jacket? Oh no. You should see David Tennent in the 9ths clothes.
Boyfriend: he probably looks like a little kid that went through his dad's closet.
Me: that's a really accurate discription actually.

Boyfriend: I have a mighty need for a cheeseburger and some cheesecake.
Me: I'm sorry I suck.
Boyfriend: It's okay. I know you're sick. I may be getting it too.
Me: oh I'm sorry. Did you like firefly though!?
Boyfriend: -flips me off- Firefly is not a cheeseburger. It may be the farthest thing from a cheeseburger.
Me: you don't even know.

Me: you know what would be scary?
Boyfriend; hm?
Me: If you were walking around those tunnels, like where you are and all the sudden an escalator turned on.
Boyfriend: -scoffs-
Me: and there was no one around!
Boyfriend: oh wait..actually that would be pretty scary. it just took me a minute to picture it. Nope..I'm getting out of here.

Boyfriend: You've seen Space Jam right?
Me: ...
Boyfriend: you've seen it at least five times..
Me: who hasn't seen Space Jam at least five times?

Me: Did you find the spider that was in our bed?
Boyfriend: Yeaaaah...About that..it kind of got away?
Me: I figured. Did you like shake out the blankets and make sure it wasn't hiding in there...-glance at bed-You just sat there...It was on me though and so I like brushed it off, and it ran towards you, and I was like where are you going and then it ran towards me.
Boyfriend: -imitating the spider-Oh you wanna play some more, I have eight legs what about you?
Me: -whining- I only have twoooooo.
Boyfriend: Any way. If you find it, squish it..or catch it..I'm not going to ask you to do what I would do..It did invade your personal space.
Me: I'm sorry for waking you up.
Boyfriend: You should be. I was panicked.
Me: You didn't look panicked, you just sort of calmly rolled off the bed, stood up, looked at me like 'what the fuck bro'.
Boyfriend: Yeah pretty much.